I masturbate, regularly, yes I do…..and I L.O.V.E it with Capital letters. So why..
.. do I have feelings of guilt about it? I’m Irish, yes, and I’m Catholic, almost goes with out saying, at least on paper anyway so a psychoanalyst might suggest these two details could be contributing factors. But as Freud once famously said of the Irish “This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever,” so I would probably tell him or her to kindly fuck off and give me a better reason.
I am in a happy long term marriage but sexually we are on different wavelengths. She is happy to have sex once a week (and in terms of quality over quantity that one sex session is usually f****ng great) But I have greater sexual needs which I try to satisfy here on Tumblr and with the help of my trusted hand wrapped tightly about my cock. Now I’m not what one could term as a chronic masturbator, I consider myself to be a normal, relatively good looking well adjusted chap who likes to jerk off a couple of times a week. Why can’t this be something to be celebrated and spoken about openly (though not in front of the kids obviously). Why am I afraid, considering I know that very many of us do it that ”people” might consider that I am some sort of pervert and sexual devient who needs to “get a life.” I’m sure I’m not the only person who thinks like this, wouldn’t the world be a better place if everybody could embrace masturbation for the wonderful, evocative act it is?????
By the way, that bloke in the picture above sadly isn’t me but is a very close approximation to how I look :)